Kirjoitin tämän joskus hyvin kauan sitten. Se on yhtaikaa runo, ja INTERCAL-kielinen ohjelma. (Katso http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/INTERCAL)
Asian ymmärtämistä helpottaa se, että uusi "komento" alkaa aina sanoilla PLEASE, PLEASE DO tai pelkästään DO. Jos tämän jälkeen komennossa lukee NOT tai N'T, se on kommentti eikä sitä suoriteta. Ohjelma siis alkaa kommentilla.
PLEASE DO NOTE THAT PROGRAMS NEVER DIE; NOR SUFFER, NOR COMPLAIN - AND RARELY LIE. PART i. (1) DO STUDY #1 AT (1000) IN CLASS @1 DON'T EXPECT ANY BENEFIT FROM THAT DO ENROL .1 TO LEARN #1 PLEASE NOT THAT IT WOULD WRECK THAT BRAT. 2 FOR .1 AND .2 ARE STUBBORN FELLOWS WHO ONLY DO ENSLAVE .1 TO .2 DO .2 <- #5 DO .1 <- #3 DO NOT IGNORE THE EXTREMES TO WHICH THEY'VE GONE. (3) PLEASE COME FROM (5) DON'T FEAR TO TELL HOW HORRIBLE IT WAS 'ROUND THERE DO READ OUT .1 PLEASE NOTING THIS TIME WE WANT YOUR INFORMATION TO SHARE. 4 NOW PLEASE .1 LEARNS #1 DON'T WAIT NO MORE AND REMEMBER TO RING THE BELL DO ABSTAIN FROM (5) PLEASE NOT (6) INSTEAD OR OTHERWISE YOU'LL GO TO HELL. (5) DONE IS THE TELLING OF LORE, GONE ARE THE DAYS OF YORE. DO NOTRE DAMUS FANS LIKE THIS POEM? CERTAINLY NOT. PART ii. (1000) DO STASH $$@1 PLEASE COME FROM :35 DO :35 <- $$@1 ¢ $@1 DO $@1 <- '¥:35' ~ '#0 ¢ #65535' DO $$@1 <- '&:35' ~ '#0 ¢ #65535' DO $$@1 <- '$$@1 ¢ #0' ~ '#32767 ¢ #1' DO :35 <- VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV$$@1 (1023) DO :35 <- :35 ~ #4092 DO RETRIEVE $$@1 PLEASE FINISH LECTURE